Sunday, 7 February 2016



If you read my earlier review of the Premier League Darts Week 1 then you will know that poor Michael Smith had to play twice on his debut night because Gary Anderson had to withdraw.

Not only did he lose both games with scorelines of 7 - 2 and 7 - 1 against but he only averaged 85 in his first game and 80 in his second......not the sort of averages you expect from any player competing in the tournament.

Well today, at the UK Open qualifiers, Smith bounced back and in some style.

Not only did he whitewash poor Jermaine Wattimena by 6 legs to nil, he did it with an incredible 132.62 average. He reeled off legs of 12, 11, 11, 11, 12, and finally 11 darts which absolutely destroyed his opponent.

I know many people will say this event is behind closed doors with no crowds or live TV etc but it's still a competition which all the best players in the world are at and the pressures are still there. And if you are one of the people scoffing at this, when was the last time you played darts of that quality? Bet you haven't even done it on the practice board at home on your own.

Now Smith is a youngster in his early to mid 20's and is gonna be around a long time and surely has future World Champion written all over him....hopefully he can fully recover from his first weeks mishap in Leeds and at least turn in some impressive performances and start getting some points on the Premier League Darts scoreboard.

So the 2016 Premier League Darts kicked off on Thursday night with week 1 coming live from the First Direct Arena in Leeds.

The big news before the event even started was that Gary Anderson, the reigning Premier League Darts Champion and current back to back World Champion would be absent due to illness. This meant that one of the players would have to play twice. As Gary Anderson was due to be last match on, it made perfect sense that one of the players from the very first match would play twice and have to face Adrian Lewis. A toss of a coin would decide the fate of Peter Wright and Michael Smith and it would be Premier League debutant Smith who would have to play again later on the night.

Peter Wright 7 - 2 Michael Smith

Wright entered the arena in his usual manner. Dressed horrifically and dancing along the stage to some dreadful music by the woefully dreadful Pitbull. To be fair to Wright, he can work the crowd and I think he's good for the game mostly because he backs it up with his darts play.

Young Smith looks nervous to me, as you would expect on debut. It must have been in the back of his head that he could potentially open up with 2 defeats on the same night......not a good way to start.

The nervousness of Smith was there throughout the match. His fluency and high scoring was never really there and ended up with a lowish 3 dart average of around 86....hardly helped by a 29% successful checkout stat.

Wright on the other hand looked well at home, hitting 5 180's and hitting a 3 darts average of just over 99 and ran out a deserved winner.

Michael Van Gerwen 4 - 7 James Wade

Wade's music is still playing and he's waving to the crowd but already they are chanting MVG's name. Clearly he's a crowd favorite and his style of play makes him easy to watch I guess.

In typical Van Gerwen style, he storms into a 3 nil lead which includes a stunning blink and you'll miss it 167 on the Bullseye. He then misses tops to go 4 nil up and in typical James Wade style, he lands that familiar double 10 to get his first leg on the board.

Amazingly Wade takes the next 4 legs. Although MVG isn't in blistering form, he's still playing well but is being outscored by the Machine, something you never ever see. Van Gerwen puls a leg back but then Wade reels off the next 2 legs for victory. Both players averaging about 97 but the surprising statistic from this match is that Wade, not normally a prolific maximum scorer, hit more 180's than Van Gerwen who as you know, usually hits the big score for fun......First shock of the night.

Phil Taylor 2 - 7 Raymond Van Barneveld

I was sat on the fence with this one. I predicted a draw simply because Taylor's form has been all over the shop lately and you never know which Barney will turn up.

Both players enter the arena to their familiar walk on music and are welcomed on stage, Barney getting his typical warm and enthusiastic welcome from an English crowd. He's a very popular player on these shores.

As the match starts, the first thing I notice is Phil Taylors New Darts. He used these last week at the Masters where he reached the semi's before blowing 7 match darts and losing to MVG. I wasn't sure whether Taylor would stick with them  as he does like to tinker a lot these days. He wins the first leg with them and seems happy enough.......that's about to change.

Barney storms back and wins the next 5 legs in a row without missing a single dart at a double. Taylor looks gobsmacked and is chewing his flights....a well known sign that he's feeling the pressure.

Taylor gets another leg on the board with a clean 113 checkout but thats as good as it gets for the legend. Barney piles in another leg with yet again, only 1 dart needed at the double to secure at least a draw.

Van Barneveld is one leg away from victory and incredibly is 100% on the checkout stats but misses 2 darts at 32 to let Taylor in but once again the Power's doubling is letting him down and 2 missed darts at tops allows the big Dutchman in to claim victory with a very impressive 103+ average. Taylor's average was a lowly 92.......when was the last time you said that?

Robert Thornton 0 - 7 Dave Chisnall

These 2 players met last weekend in the first round of the Masters. I picked Chizzy for then win then as Thornton has been so out of form since he won the World Grand Prix back in October. You may remember that Thornton was 8 nil up or something then 9 - 3 up in a race to 10. You may also remember that Chizzy somehow managed to come back and win that game in a last leg decider.

Well, it appeared that Thornton was still suffering some sort of a hangover from last weekend and his opening 3 darts score of just 11.....yes, ELEVEN, was a clear sign of things to come.

Thornton simply wasn't at the races and only had 1 dart at a double the entire match as he suffered only the 6th whitewash in Premier League history. Maybe the statto's out there will prove me wrong but I'm sure Thorntons 3 dart average of just 75 is the lowest in the history of the tournament.

Chizzy, did what he had to do and had an impressive 64% on the doubles and ended with a 101 3 darts average......I bet he would have took that before the match started.

Adrian Lewis 7 - 1 Michael Smith

AS I mentioned earlier, Michael Smith must have been dreading the news that he was to play twice on his debut night. 2 defeats would be the nightmare start. In case you didn't know, Gary Anderson, who as I already mentioned had to pull out of the opening night, is not only very very good friends with Michael Smith, but he also sponsored Smith and helped him financially get his start on the PDC circuit. Some say he's Smith's manager, I'm not entirely sure thats true as I don't know when Anderson would have any time to manage another player while playing the circuit full time himself. Either way, Anderson pulling out has done his mate and himself, no favours but if you're ill it can't be helped.

Not too much to say about this match. Smith, who will have been bitterly disappointed with his earlier performance will have been mortified with what he turned in against Jackpot. He looked eve more nervous and uncomfortable than he did earlier and the usual fluency you associate with Smith, simply wasn't there.

Lewis was workmanlike and did exactly what he had to do and turned in an impressive 100 3 darts average, helped somewhat by his 64% checkout stats.

Smith, averaging just 80 after his earlier 85 will need some serious words of encouragement from Anderson etc if he's to make any sort of recovery in this tournament. I know it was only the first week but he's already played one more game than everybody else and has a history of simply giving in once he falls behind.....I wish him well.

Next week the Premier League Darts 2016 rolls into Newcastle (my hometown) and is live from the Metro Radio Arena. Bit of a strange one this as Newcastle usually stage the penultimate week, not the second week.

Regardless, looking forward to a party atmosphere and one or two pitchers of lager.

Thursday, 4 February 2016

Dart Board Sticker For Sky Remote
Let your friends know your a big darts fan with this great Dart Board sticker skin for your Sky Remote.

This sticker can be wiped clean with no loss of colour or quality due to its laminated finished. Sounds perfect for wiping any of my Guinness stains off haha.

I would love a gift like this. I have hinted to my wife that I quite fancy one of these. It's either that or a Newcastle United one, I know which one I'd currently prefer ;-)

Premier League Darts 2016 - Week 1 Preview

Grab your Dart Board Branded Sky Remote, make sure your favourite tipple is chilled in the fridge and sit back and enjoy the action.

Yes darts fans, its that time of year again where every Thursday evening, the PDC circus rolls into a town or city somewhere across the UK and Ireland (Also the Netherands this year) and darts fans as well as people simply looking for a good time or to get very drunk, come out in the thousands and fill arenas to capacity.

Its also very common to see people in Fancy Dress For The Darts as it is at almost every darts event these days.

Now I have to be honest, I loved the Premier League Darts when it first started waaay back in 2005. There's something about the event now though that I find quite boring. Maybe it's the fact that its the same players (10) playing each week. I dunno, I just find it boring now I guess and very repetitive.

I much prefer other tournaments where you get to see new faces or players who aren't on the TV every week. The Masters that was on last week is also an even that I don't really care for. The top 16 players were in it, you know, the same 16 players you see in every tournament.

Anyway, I would still rather the darts was on than not so that's enough of me moaning!!!

So tonight the the tournament starts and week 1 will be held at the First Direct Arena in Leeds and the only debutant / new face will be The Bully Boy Michael Smith.

Here's tonight's fixtures:

2016 Betway Premer League Night One - February 4 First Direct Arena, Leeds

Peter Wright v Michael Smith
Michael van Gerwen v James Wade
Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld
Gary Anderson v Adrian Lewis
Robert Thornton v Dave Chisnall

As usual, the first to 7 legs wins for 2 points or a 6 - 6 draw will gain 1 point.

An interesting thing has been added this year in that the eventual player who tops the table after all 15 weeks have been played, will receive a £25000 bonus. This of course is before the top 4 players progress to finals night.

Looking at tonight's games I'm going to pick Wright, MVG, Anderson and Chizzy to win and I fancy the Taylor v Barney match to be a draw.

I will probably be wrong on most of these as they are all capable of beating each other as past Premier Leagues have prove this.

I hope you enjoy tonight's games....I know I will, especially as I have some cans of Guinness chilling in the fridge.....Happy Days!!!

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

If you were to appear on TV, or even representing your County, what would your walk on music be for a darts match?

This is something I have often thought about even though I will never play for my county or play live on TV. It's also an often brought up topic of conversation at local league matches as well as online discussions on Facebook and forums.

I have to be honest, I have never really come up with one hat I felt suited me. I don't have a nickname that I could somehow find music suited to match it and I know my personal taste in music wouldn't really get the crowd going or signing along.

What would your walk on music be? Maybe you already have it picked out for when you make that big county or TV debut.